I have had twelve drinks tonight, so let’s stick to the basics of my bachelor party, shall we? We’re in my favorite town in the world, we all had Po-Boys at the Verti Marte, played pool at Coop’s Place, gambled at the Harrah’s, and went dancing at the gay, gay Oz. Let me sum up in picture what I cannot with language.
thump! thump! thump! thump!