What’s that you say? You want large squash and zucchini? Hells, I got zucchini so big it put a gourd to shame, yo. Don’t bring your pussy fruits into my pantry, muthascratcher, cuz me ‘n’ my baby gonna hit you on the head with one of our yellow beasts. Shit, I DARE one of y’all to bring your flowering pumpkin-family (Cucurbitaceae) self-pollinating seed plants around here – we’re gonna open up a can of SAUTEED SQUASH on your ass.