Oh, how I would like to entertain you, fair readers. Sure, there’d be trenchant witticisms, fleeting persiflage of pique, effervescent bon mots spilling down the page. Oh, the political commentary, the cutting observations on popular culture, the well-baked theorems on cosmology. Oh, how we would have laughed!!!
But it’s 5:05am and I’m in a hotel room outside Fort AP Hill, Virginia.
Perhaps a commenter can fill in something delightful while I try to drive to Texas in 30 hours straight?