grandmother of record

1/24/05

Tessa’s grandmother Lucille – known to everyone as Nonnie – has been a regular fixture in Tessa’s family lore for all 88 of her years. She came from very untrusting German stock in the Hill Country of Texas, making her a bundle of neuroses that is as hilarious as it is endearing. I think Tessa credits Nonnie with a good deal of her sanity, and her plaintive aphorisms are all over Five Wives, Three Secretaries and Me.

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Sandy, Nonnie and baby Tessa, 1969

One of Nonnie’s most famous quotes was delivered mid-rant to Tessa and Jason at some point ten years ago, when she summed up her entire philosophy about the vicissitudes of her fellow man: “well, you know, you don’t want to get too mixed up with people…”

We thought that was one of the best things to spring out of her brain, and she and I quote it whenever some insane assholes are threatening to take over our lives. Tessa also told the always-excellent Virginia Heffernan, who managed to put it into a wonderful article she wrote about the passing of Johnny Carson in yesterday’s New York Times.

It may have taken almost a century, and Nonnie – stuck at the nursing home in Huntsville, Texas – may not fully grasp it, but Lucille Tessman finally got herself into the New York Times. And that, my friends, is cause for celebration.

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Nonnie, Sandy, Tessa in 2003

0 thoughts on “grandmother of record

  1. jon

    Call me crazy, but the woman you just described sounds like the *last* person in the world who would celebrate *finally* being mentioned in the New York Times (of all places), as if that somehow validated her existence. Are you Projecting here?

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  2. Chris

    These are some hot Texas girls! But is there a subtext I completely missed? Are these yahoos smarter than they let on…and oh so tough as nails…?

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