Sleep-Deprived Parenting Thought For the Day #4676b
Yo, all the mommas and poppas out there in the motherfuckin’ house: have you ever wanted to, um, EAT your baby? I don’t mean actually eat or anything like that, but sometimes I look over at Lucy and see her chubby cheeks or her nubbin nose, and I kinda want to put her in my mouth.
The worst are her feet. They are so goddamn cute. Her toes should be used as antidepressants. I mean, aren’t they like, completely scrumptious?
Yeah, shut up, I’m going to bed.