send in the nouns

10/24/07

Can someone tell me how “Patch Adams” happened? In Chapel Hill, arguably the most beautiful college town in America, we’ve had exactly ONE motion picture filmed on campus in the last thirty years (discounting a couple exterior shots in “Kiss the Girls”) and it was frickin’ “Patch Adams”.

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I look at “Patch Adams” the way I look at terrifically ugly office buildings: at some point, the architect rolled the plans out on the table, and three other guys said “YES! That’s IT!” And then they built it. And then we looked at it for seventy-five years.

When Robin Williams takes the nasal aspirator bulb and puts it on his nose… you know, to be a “clown”… entire swaths of North Carolina history were rendered irrelevant. Forget Andy Griffith, forget James K. Polk, forget Michael Jordan – hell, forget Caleb Bradham, inventor of that vile drink Pepsi. In one moment, it kinda all ceased to matter.

What movie moment made you die a little?

44 thoughts on “send in the nouns

  1. salem's little sister

    “The Last Kiss” when Zack Braff goes back to Rachel Bilson’s apartment for the second time and sleeps with her. AAARRRGGGHH! And then his idiot girlfriend takes him back just because he slept on her porch for a few days. Are you kidding me? It makes me crazy even thinking about it.
    James Dean’s wink at Natalie Woods while they are in her driveway in “Rebel without a Cause” makes me die too, but in a good way.

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  2. kent

    Anything movie where Robin Williams stars is usually a death march through one very twisted man’s ego. Even worse, watching his ‘comedy.’ His shtick was funny once, in 1978, but he wore out his welcome with me a long time ago.
    Worst Robin Williams moment? Oh, there are so many to choose from! But Patch Adams is most definitely up there.
    I’ve not seen his movie “Jacob the Liar,” but I can’t imagine it as anything other than horrible. When I looked on IMDB I found a comment on that movie that I think was meant sincerely, but for me says something about Robin Williams:
    “If you are interested in the holocaust, and want to be entertained at the same time, Jakob the Liar is your film.”

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  3. LFMD

    Which dorms were the characters living in in “Patch Adams?” None of the rooms I lived in were that spacious. Was it Old East? Old West?
    The “Exorcist” made me die a little, because it scared the hell out of me. And, being Catholic, I kind of believe in all that stuff, which made it scarier.
    My daughter has been an avid movie-goer since the age of 2, and we have enjoyed many films together. However, the ones which really made me die, in the sense that I was wishing that the movie reel would just self-destruct were: Garfield the Movie and The Country Bears. Pure torture.

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  4. Jody

    I’m going to treat your entry today as completely tongue in cheek given that you think Patch Adams is not art, AND it’s a movie about someone providing free medical care…
    Movie moment: Getting loaned Team America and watching it with my 12 year old. Fortunately he has been exposed to most things, but that movie reaches a cliff that you can’t fall back up on. Oh well-

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  5. emma

    I am not a sci-fi person and maybe that is why I disliked Dune so much. I don’t remember the movie much at all. I just remember in 1984 going to the theater with my friend. We had snuck a flask into the theater and sat on the front row and tried to enjoy the movie. Even the excitement of that couldn’t do anything to make the movie good gto me.
    Prete a Porte was so bad and maybe that is because I expect so much from Robert Altman.
    The Witches of Eastwick – How can you not love Jack Nicholson, but even he can’t redeem this movie. the cherry vomiting scene – ugh!
    Natual Born Killers – why?
    Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man’s Chest. I love watching Johnny Depp so much that I was a regular 21 Jump Street fan. That being said, I couldn’t wait until this movie was over. The only reason I watched the whole thing was because I was visiting my sister and the room I was sleeping in was where we were watching the movie. My brother-in-law felt the need to watch the whole thing.

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  6. scruggs

    Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
    It was like nails on a chalkboard for me. I just pulled it up on Amazon and it has 4.5/5 stars. WHAT???????????????

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  7. John Schultz

    The Trials of Daryl Hunt- Everyone in America should see this film. I have to admit that while it was happening I was convinced Daryl Hunt was a guilty man. I remembered when it happened and the lynch mob that gathered to burn Daryl Hunt at the stake. Everyone in my home town believed he did it sans a small group that sensed something wasn’t right. We were all wrong.
    The picture it paints of Winston-Salem is not pretty. After seeing this movie, I finally admitted to myself that racism is very real- in my hometown! The film highlights the marginal police work and general antipathy towards a man who, without years of support from his friends and family, would be rotting in jail right now. Please see this film.
    A River Runs Through It- I thought the beauty of MacClean was lost in this very marginal picture. Worse, it created the monster we know as Brad Pitt and drove an explosion in popularity of fly fishing. The machine it created pumps out much better equipment- but gone are the days when you could be alone with your thoughts and seemingly out of reach from the world.

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  8. Chris M

    There is a type of film and the inevitable scene that defines it, that is dead to me. It’s the one where near the end, the protagonist is in a place filled with people who are standing up, applauding, and looking at the him or her with smiles on their face and tears in their eyes. The music has swelled appallingly.
    Let’s hear it for Mr. Holland’s Opus!

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  9. kevin from NC

    seven days and seven nights….
    Ford’s lowest point save dating Calista!!
    I never go to movies much any more as I find them more as marketing machines as opposed to art for the most part. Take tired story, find a director with buzz, get some star power (translates into a certain number of ticket sales) shake it all up and throw it out there…(Am I jaded?).Thank goodness we have a lot of independent film outlets here.

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  10. GFWD

    ERASERHEAD almost killed all movies for me. I actually had to watch it twice and write a final exam on it for my RTVMP 26 class my freshman year at Carolina. Since then, I can’t stand anything with David Lynch’s name on it. It’s just weird stuff for weird’s sake.
    The only movies I ever walked out of, however, were THE BURBS with Tom Hanks and LAST ACTION HERO. But I wanted to walk out of TO DIE FOR with Nicole Kidman.
    Jody’s comment made me laugh out loud and spill coffee on my sleeve. I agree with her (unless Jody is a him, then I agree with him).
    I actually enjoyed Patch Adams and I love the scenes like the one in Mr. Holland’s Opus. But I’m a schmaltzy wuss like that.
    Please tell me you don’t think Andy Griffith is high art.
    I think a more telling survey would be for folks to name their TOP three movies.
    I’d be curious to see what the artsy fartsy folks who eschew popular movies think, just for shits and giggles.
    I can watch the following movies any time, whenever I catch them on television or peruse my DVD collection:
    1. The Usual Suspects
    2. The Shawshank Redemption
    3. Shakespeare in Love
    4. A Few Good Men
    5. Four Weddings and a Funeral
    BTW, if you liked Shakespeare in Love, check out this short film called, “George Lucas in love”–it’s hilarious:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=STRja-ABexU

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  11. connor beach

    Anything w/ Whoopi Goldberg and/or Kevin Costner (don’t buy the headset for these.)
    The movie “The Abyss”. Well named. Bad weather, Soviets AND aliens? So ridiculous, you gotta laugh.
    And, “American Beauty”. It tries so hard to be deep w/ the tortured teenboy, that plastic bag blowing around and then the homophobic, closeted gay sergeant dad as antagonist. Ugh. Just give me a dumb comedy if you have to, anything but this.

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  12. Neva

    For me it was Borat. Like most films, I didn’t get to see it in the theater and was looking forward to it. Just recently got it from Netflix.
    It was not funny. It was rude, juvenile and stupid.
    The jokes were either about Jews, women, gays or retarded people or just about male nudity. Why is that funny in even an ironic, hip sense? I thought at least it would have something interesting to say about Americans since it was supposed to be filming unsuspecting folks who thought he was a real reporter. First, you’d have to question the intelligence of anyone who didn’t think twice about whether this guy might be putting you on a bit. But even if you believe that premise, I didn’t even find he exposed anything we didn’t already know. People in the South still fly the confederate flag, people who attend rodeos support Bush and the war, drunk frat boys talk shit about women, stuffy southern aristocrats get offended when you hand them a bag of your own poop. Shock! If people were surprised by this stuff they really need to get out a little more and visit some red states.
    This movie should rank right up there with Jackass and Girls Gone Wild as ridiculous juvenile film stunts. It surely didn’t deserve a Golden Globe!

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  13. Neva

    I’d have to give GFWD’s question more thought but I can say that I just saw Gone Baby Gone last weekend and found it entertaining and unusually thought provoking. Would recommend it if you’re looking for a movie for this weekend.
    Another one that I couldn’t take (perhaps because I didn’t premedicate as recommended) was Clockwork Orange. Totally lost me.

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  14. Piglet

    “Meet the Feebles”. I’ve scoured my brain with steel wool for a decade now and I still can’t get the moth-eaten muppet porn out of my head.
    Even that one was better than the abomination of the Jane’s Addiction necrophilia movie “The Gift”. Sometimes the “arty” cinema is like a box of chocolates: You never know when you’ll bite into one that some psycho tampered with and laced with tabasco and dog mess.
    Among the mass marketed movies, I have to go with “The Avengers” and “Freddy Got Fingered”. Tom Green spinning a fetus by its umbilical cord and thinking he’s imitating Monty Python was the single movie moment ever where I heard actual wails of anguish as we stampeded for the exits.
    Oh, and “The Grudge”. Most pointless horror movie ever, and that’s saying something.
    Dang. Adam Sandler and the Farrelly Brothers don’t even make my bottom five. I’m surprised.

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  15. CP

    pretty much all of garden state. groan.
    top 3:
    — network
    — all that jazz
    — 48 hrs
    more top 3:
    — 2001
    — MASH
    — kentucky fried movie
    — tootsie
    — married to the mob
    — do the right thing
    — goodfellas
    — soapdish
    — friday
    — the madness of king george
    — fargo
    — sling blade
    — the p.t. anderson film about 70’s porn that keeps getting my comment denied for for questionable fucking content!
    — safe men
    — made
    — city of god
    — happy endings
    also, I’d argue that on some level, freddy got fingered is a dadaist masterpiece.

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  16. craighill

    could not agree more re. robin williams. i watched the first 15 minutes of that awful movie “RV” on a plane recently and was the last person to take their headphones off. not kidding.

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  17. chip

    Forrest Gump…I walked out when Jenny got AIDS or more accurately when Forrest said “Jenny’s got some virus and the doctor’s don’t know what it is”…..what a terrible, terrible movie… I know I am in the minority…and I like Tom Hanks….loved Apollo 13 and liked SPR
    The Cook, the Thief, The lover or whatever by Peter Greenaway (sp?)…..horrible…the person I saw it with disagreed and we really haven’t talked much since
    As for a River Runs Through It, at least the movie got me to read the book, which is one of the best written books I have ever read…. a native Montanan and U. Chicago English professor who specialized in Shakespeare and the Romantic poets writing a late life valedictory (sp?)….unbelievably well written….some of the best prose ever put on the printed page.
    Meet the Feebles is the best thing Peter Jackson ever did. If only he had the money he had for Bored of the Rings.
    I like Four Weddings and a Funeral as well, except that Andie Macdowell is so bad that it is hard to believe that Hugh Grant would have picked her over the Kristin Scott Thomas

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  18. Jerry

    My dad was in “Patch Adams,” briefly, with no lines, as one of the visiting gynecologists reacting to the giant legs that Patch put up around the door of a UNC building (Murphey Hall?). He’s on the far right at 2:50 in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8QRneBM_Q), if you’re interested — I’m pretty sure that’s his own suit he’s wearing. He died a few months later, after years of secretly wanting to be a professional actor. I’m glad he got to do what little he did… but, man, couldn’t it have been ANY other movie besides “Patch Adams”?
    What bugs me about most Robin Williams movies in which he plays the Holy Fool is that he sets up a binary universe in which your two choices are to find his antics excruciatingly funny or to be branded a bad person, dead inside, incapable of joy. Nowhere does he allow for the possibility that you just might not think he’s amusing. It’s sort of the same problem I have with clowns in general.
    Dad got to talk to him a little on the set, though. Apparently, he’s an OK guy.

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  19. GFWD

    Ooh, ooh, ooh! I also hated The Cook, the Thief, The Lover. I think I saw it on the heels of Eraserhead and realized I just wasn’t smart enough to appreciate “high art” in cinema.
    Ditto for Vanilla Sky and Love Liza. I thought the latter might be good because I like Seymour Hoffman (am I the only one who thinks he reminds me of Ian). But it was awful.
    Neva, I also fail to see the “genius” of Kubrick’s “Orange”.
    Emma, the end of Ready to Wear was pretty good, wouldn’t you say?

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  20. emma

    Neva – I just deleted Borat from my queue. Good thing, too. It had worked its way up all the way to number 4.
    Chip – Agreed on two points. I really enjoyed 4 Weddings and a Funeral up until that last awful scene where Andi McDowell acts soooo badly and says something to the effect – “Oh, is it raining? I hadn’t noticed!”
    A River Runs Through It – you really have to admit the scenery is beautiful and no, I’m not talking about Brad Pitt. I just love Montana. Very good book.
    Greg – no, the ending of Ready to Wear was not good. There is nothing good about Ready to Wear!!! BTW, Congrats re: KK (I hope nobody confuses KK with Coach K).

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  21. Piglet

    “Meet the Feebles” billed itself as a sick and twisted muppet movie, but in reality it was a porn movie with puppets. Poorly made puppets at that.
    If the puppets had vomited and excreted brightly colored goo instead of real-looking messes, it might have been funny.
    If the sex scenes had been over the top, with bells and horns in the background and gymnastics unique to anthropomorphic creatures, instead of replicating the grunting and mechanics of the real thing, it might have worked.
    I don’t think movies with raunchy, realistic, nothing-hidden fellatio scenes are funny, and replacing the people with moth-eaten, dirty puppets is no better.
    It’s beyond me how someone could like the Feebles and not like The Cook the Thief and the others. I hated them both, mostly for the same reasons, but at least the latter one made some attempt to have a wide epic sweep and a fully developed theme.

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  22. DFB's&T's

    The one scene that killed The Ricky Bell Story for me is when my roommate cried out loud in a fetal position in Winston Dorm — Room 207. It was 207, wasn’t it Greg? Uh oh, just outed Greg.

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  23. Kelly in NC

    Worst movie: A Zed and Two Noughts (also a Peter Greenaway film). Involves identical twins who decide to film their own deaths and ensuing decay. Oh, and there’s a menage a trois with double amputee along the way.
    I made my husband watch this while we were still dating. To his credit, he followed through with the wedding.

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  24. DFB's&T's

    I died when the latest trio of Star Wars films came out. It has been many many years since the original Star Wars and I have some appreciation for what is “good” and “bad” in films. Although my brain has told me that the original Star Wars is not fabulous, my heart clings to my childhood’s impression that it was awesome. When Movie #4 (I know it is technically Chapter One) arrived, I vomited a little bit in my mouth. The only, and I mean ONLY, redeeming scene in the entire second trio of movies is at the very end of Movie #6 (Chapter 3) when Ian McGregor bemoans to Darth Vader that “you were supposed to be the Chosen One.” That marked the first time Ian McGregor had shown any emotion in any performance since Trainspotting.
    On the heels of various folks critiquing A River Runs Through It: Can we also slam that other Brad Pitt movie with him, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn. I have not forgotten the movie’s name. It was supposed to be so picturesque and wonderful, etc. It was bad.
    Rocky Horror Picture Show — I don’t care how many times one of the cool people insisted that I go along with the group to the Varsity. It stil sucks.
    Harlem Nights. Coming off of Coming to America, everyone expected another movie that was filled with classic quotes and lines. Sucked. How could a film with Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy suck so bad!

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  25. ken

    Rather than list the appaling films I’ve had the misfortune to have wasted my time, I’ll go with the original theme of this post, which is films shot in a town you hold dear, for better or worse.
    I had the wonderful summer job of being a paid extra in the teen classic “Lucas”, which was shot in my hometown–Glen Ellyn, IL–primarily at my high school. Say what you will about “Lucas”, I can proudly say I was ‘in’ it (in the final frame freeze, no less) and it sparked my interest in filmmaking. Plus I got to have lunch with Winona Ryder.
    The nadir goes to Iowa City, my college ‘hometown’ which can lay claim to one of the worst films ever shot there: “Zadar, Cow From Hell”, what a rotten piece of dreck that was. Sadly, last time I ate at the Hamburg Inn No. 2, they still had a sign up indicating part of it waa shot there. However, the television show “Coach” shot all of the bumper/establishing shots in Iowa City and I was in those as an extra too but it doesn’t make up for Zadar.

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  26. Lara

    Rick Springfield’s “Hard to Hold.” It probably isn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s the first movie I remember hating. Up until then, I had seen most movies with my parents, who were pretty selective about what we went to see (“Star Wars,”, “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” “The Muppet Movie,” “A Christmas Story”). I went to see “Hard to Hold” with my friends and I guess I died a little when I realized all movies weren’t awesome.

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  27. Claudia

    Ditto for “American Beauty.” I thought I was the only person who felt that way.
    Such scintillating, atypical dialogue! The bitchy girl responding to an observation with a single-word answer: “Vomit.” The sullen teenage daughter saying, “I need a father who’s a role model, not some horny geek-boy who’s gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school…What a lame-o.”
    And the theme–the suburbs suck! They’re full of people pretending to be different than they really are! Groundbreaking.

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  28. gina

    I hated Spaceballs.
    Lara – I was not at all objective about any project Rick Springfield was involved in at that juncture in my life , so I’m sure I didn’t have anything bad to say about “Hard to Hold” at the time. I’m sure it was terrible, though.
    And I loved “The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.” When I think about this movie, I always have this sense memory of how lush the colors were and the striking cinematography. I know it was gross, too — but I was way into odd films at the time. (RTVMP major, too.)

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  29. Ian

    I admit I really liked “The Cook, The Thief”. No other movie before or since has been able to capture the sense of smell with colors alone. And it was a terrific indictment of Thatcherite England (with a fantastic last word of dialogue). However, I confess my girlfriend and I were the last ones still in the Varsity Theater by the end.

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  30. DFB's&T's

    I totally disagree with Ian regarding “The Cook . . “. To say it is the last movie to capture the sense of smell with colors is to totally ignore this summer’s cinematic masterpiece “Ratatouille”. The way that the film captured the smells and colors of the Parisian kitchen was entrancing . . . at least it was until I had to take Braden to the potty.

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  31. cullen

    Andy Griffith will never be irrelevant to me. Of course, living on Long Island for a dozen years or so will lead you to pine for home somewhat vicariously via re-runs, the bluegrass XM station, and cornbread. Salute!!
    This meme is really open-ended. There are so, so many shitty movies.

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  32. JB

    “Bringing Down the House” was the worst thing I have seen to date. And I would have walked out, but it was the first movie I saw at The Grove in L.A. and I paid $11.00, which I thought was extortion, so I sat there and took it. Plus, the seats were way comfortable. In fact, I would rank my two childhood idols as, frankly, rank in the movies: Robin Williams and Steve Martin. I will gladly except “Roxanne”, “L.A. Story”, “The Jerk” and “The World According to Garp” (admittedly, I do have soft spots for “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” and “Popeye”).
    Top Three (no order):
    Diner
    Topsy Turvy
    The Lives of Others

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  33. Brenton Little

    Personally I only liked Patch Adams because I had a crush on Monica Potter. Let’s see the movie I hated the most…hmmmm I really didn’t care for any of the Jay and Silent Bob’s or some of the Scary Movies. There are too many to list or to nail down.

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  34. Jody

    Gotta fess up, my wife was also an extra in Patch Adams (chick walking across the screen serving something in a pitcher at the free clinic- she did have on my favorite roller derby skirt tho’), the free clinic part was shot on the Biltmore estate in Asheville. Met RW, went to the downtown cast party and other various starfucking things- It was terrible to see the final result and we only saw it once, years ago.

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  35. wyatt

    Kill Bill Vol.1 was one of the first movies I saw on the big screen after becoming a dad. On a night out with my non-dad friends, and I’d looked forward to the new movie and getting out of the house. I had the sensation, unexpected, of being not-entertained by the Tarentino stuff. Just couldn’t appreciate it, and realized I wasn’t the same as my buddies anymore. So, in that moment I became aware of having died, or maybe grown up, just a little.
    Blair Witch part 2 was FOUL.
    Hey, I’m driving from Cape Cod to SC tomorrow; does anyone have route suggestions for getting through/around NYC on a Friday afternoon? I spent a delightful 3-4 hours on or near the George Washington bridge on the way up, and I don’t need to repeat that, southbound.

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  36. xuxE

    see, i tend to love the crazy weird stuff, and even though i wouldn’t say i *liked* eraserhead, back in the day i was totally fascinated when the screen went black and i thought my tv was broken and it made you keep trying to figure out what little creature in the drawer was.
    but in the alternative movie space i just cannot get into hal hartley movies, which is really frustrating because my husband loves them. ugh, i just cannot take it, i’m like, just let me read the book so i can get it over with.
    also, what was that jim jarmusch one where you have to fast forward through like 3 months of him sitting in his truck to get to the blow job? ghost dog 10 stars, guy sitting in truck -20 stars.

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  37. xuxE

    oh, and is meet the feebles the muppet one where it is really dirty and nasty and one of them shoots all the rest in the end? i loved that. i really want to try to put a puppet scene in the next film i do.

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  38. Bud

    wyatt — If you haven’t left already, I’d recommend the tappan zee bridge (from 95, take 287 just after you enter new york state). Then take the Garden State Parkway. Depending on where you’re going in SC, you may want to consider taking I-78 to I-81 to I-77 (best way to Charlotte/Columbia, etc) or the NJ Turnpike (for destinations closer to I-95).
    I’m probably too late, but if not, I hope that helps….

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  39. Sean

    Quickly…
    1) Worst movie I’ve seen in years is Borat. For a hundred reasons, but mostly the idea that he’s somehow exposing America for what it actually is, instead of just editing out any humanity and including the most revolting aspects of the stupidest 5% of us. It’s a massively socially destructive piece of film, especially to leftist who already don’t understand the mindset of those on the right.
    2) Meet The Feebles, as a parody, is brilliant.
    3) I believe Hamburg 2 burned down shortly after I left U of I in ’92.
    4) CHRIS! I was sitting next to you when you walked out on Forrest Gump! You forgot the best part – you not only walked out, but you called a technical foul on the movie before getting up and leaving. You actually said, “FOUL!” and T’ed up the screen, then got up and marched out. It was awesome.

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  40. jif

    the worst thing i have seen in the last year was “the holiday” … and i love kate winslet and jack black but cameron diaz is soooo awful and so was the whole film.
    i too am a huuuuge fan of 4 weddings… almost famous is also high on the list..
    oh… and i loooooved jackass the movie… i saw it on a plane on a flight back to the US after saying goodbye to my then boyfriend now husband during our long distance days. i was feeling a bit blue and so scrolled through the movie choices (Virgin Atlantic, personal screen with 50 different movie choices -excellent) and i needed something to make me laugh.. the scene where the guy snorts wasabi.. or the one where he hangs from a line over a pond of alligators with a steak hanging out of his buttcheeks.. i think i literally had coffee shooting out of my nose… high art it was not but it was just what i needed then…

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  41. Annie

    Ah, another Favorite Chip Story! Thank you, fellow godparent, for your inimitable ways.
    xuXe–THANK YOU–for I too cannot STAND Hal Hartley–to the point of nausea–it’s the goulash of conspicuous overeducation, Vanity-Fair-inspired urbaneness, and pedophilic fetishizing of Bambi-girls with cute whispery voices that just makes me want to HURL, HURL, HURL my guts out–aaaahhhhhhhh—nonononono
    However, I am a huge fan of Jim Jarmusch, though I have happily missed one with the truck scene–my favorite is, still, “Down By Law.” For me, the perfect movie.

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  42. Piglet

    I’m on the fence about Jim Jarmusch. The man’s a genius, except when he’s an abomination. And there ain’t much in between.

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  43. xuxE

    hold on hold on jim jarmusch is totally innocent on this one, i think the movie gave me post traumatic stress disorder and jumbled my brain.
    let the record show:
    the incredibly awful movie in question was:
    brown bunny. vincent gallo. chloe sevigny.

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  44. Ian

    My mom and I (and about ten of us?) were sitting in Chip’s row when he “T’d up” “Forrest Gump” and stormed out of the Timberlyne six-plex. I think he actually waited in the lobby, but I kept thinking he was going to storm home, two miles down Airport Road, rubbing his scalp. “Forrest Gump” getting the Intentional Foul is easily one of my favorite cultural moments ever, one that we bring up often during our travails in LaLaLand.

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  45. wyatt

    thanks Bud, I’ll try that route next time. the approach to the Holland Tunnel is a fascinating piece self-organizing chaos. the guy in the old honda with AK plates with the misplaced road courtesy, mucking up the system, that was me.

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  46. Alyson

    I must remind you that Dawson’s Creek also filmed in Chapel Hill. But it was in the last two seasons, which made me die a little inside. But still, on the whole, Dawson is better than Patch.
    Prairie Home Companion really did me in. That movie was so obvious and heavy-handed and made me so sad for everyone involved. Their talents went to such terrible waste.

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  47. T.J.

    Speaking of Robin Williams movies, I walked out on the last part of “Dead Poet’s Society” when one of the kids…
    *SPOILER ALERT*
    well, I’m not going to say. If you’ve seen it, let’s just say one of the kids did something completely out of character and out of sync with the rest of the movie. I’m sure some smarter people than I saw it as a wonderful counterpoint or some sort, but it infuriated me.

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  48. cullen

    In the spirit of All Saint’s Day, I/we gotta know what precipitated good Chip’s Forrest Gump “T”; give us closure!! Long movie–so lots of room fer error. I can’t count on two hands the number of movies I actually sat through at Franklin ST. theaters (maybe White Men Can’t Jump and Henry V and AValon I think).
    Have a great week all.

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  49. cullen

    Scratch that last request–I found Chip’s explanation in the comments. Dick Paparo would be proud of that well-deserved “T”.

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  50. Ruthy

    Well, I’m not giving an answer to the question b/c I tend to block out that which makes me cringe. I just wanted to offer (unsolicitedly) a kind of good documentary that CH had a piece of: “Sherman’s March” marched through.

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  51. Annie

    Aforementioned kind of good documentary is, for me, a masterpiece of modern cinema: “Sherman’s March.” I’ve watched it at least 10 times.
    The segments in Chapel Hill are PRICELESS–oh my god–suffice it to say the ostensible premise of the movie is the filmmaker retracing Sherman’s March through the South, but just before he’s about to fly down to Charlotte and begin the shoot, his girlfriend dumps him and he ends up following around one single woman after another througout the film, occasionally referring to Sherman in solioquy.

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