I have witnesses to back this up. Halfway through the first half of the Carolina-Dook game on Saturday night, I was getting frustrated – the dookies were getting away with egregious hacks, and their drives to the basket were way too easy. I shouted “Danny, you gotta teabag that Paulus fucker!” Yes, Lucy (and Barnaby) were both in the room, but I couldn’t help it, it just flew out of my mouth.
Exactly three minutes later, the Tar Heel Nation was treated to one of the greatest plays in the UNC-Duke rivalry EVER. To set it up: Greg Paulus tried to shoot a 3-pointer over Hansbrough, and it clanged right into Danny’s hands. Danny dribbled upcourt with Marcus, and did an old-school give-and-go. Marcus passed back to Danny, and Paulus tried to flop as Danny went up for one of the most spectacular, adversarial dunks caught on film. What would you call it? Hmmmm… ah yes, I remember. A TOTAL TEABAGGING. BY REQUEST.
Thank you, Danny Green, for – well, this:
……and my favorite: