telephone call for mr. horrible


Yikes – if you want to get anything done in the next hour, don’t click on the Plasticopedia: The Plastic Surgery Encyclopedia, and certainly don’t go through their list of celebrities. O grotesque new world That has such people in’t!

One thing’s for sure: plastic surgery is like gummi worms. Once you start, there’s little chance of stopping. It is also something of an equalizer; if you think you’re far too plain to ever be a movie star, don’t worry, because almost every movie star you know has very few of their original parts. Like They Might Be Giants sang, everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

Today’s CODE WORD: if you had to get cosmetic surgery, what would you get? Feel free to post anonymously…