“Somebody said that we’re not in President Obama’s Final Four, and… the economy is something that he should focus on, probably more than the brackets.” – Koach K
WOW. Just when you think you’ve heard all you can hear from Koach K’s festering Christ complex, he broadsides you with another doozy like this. It would have been the perfect time for a little joke, or even a “heck, we’ll do our best” moment that might fire up his fan base and elicit a soupcon of sympathy from even the committed Dook-haters, but that would require a momentary relaxation of his draconian ego.
Does Koach K really believe the economy might suffer because President Obama spent a few minutes talking basketball with ESPN? No wonder Dook has such a PR problem; K places zero value on the appearance of being human. By filling out his brackets, Obama actually helps sell his case about the economy and most other items on his agenda, because he is participating in the same awesome ritual the rest of us are – making our President seem like a decent guy (which is something Koach ought to look into). Instead K showed – again – that his personality is stuck on one setting: cock.
I mean, I freely admit to having the “cock” setting on my own personality, as well as many others like “unfathomable snob”, “sarcastic fuck-all” and “pretentious smartyshirts”, but at least I show a little range. Only a driven narcissist like Koach K could perform the mental gymnastics required to make Obama’s brackets about him.
You know what, Koach? You and your Republican friends can eat it. I loath UTexas and Rick Barnes, but you just made me say it: hook ’em, horns!