Apparently we are having quality control issues here at xtcian, as the comments and emails resulting from yesterday’s entry raised the possibility that a sub-par blog accidentally made its way onto our pages. Rest assured that we are looking into the cause behind this lapse in excellence, and will not rest until we find it.
In three weeks, we will be celebrating nine straight years of blogging, and we are proud to be a name you can trust. We’ve been there for good times and bad, for your friends and yes, for your little ones. We’ve gone almost ten years without melamine poisoning. In our near-decade together, we’ve only had to recall two entries, have a safety record of 92.7%, and won the Tesla-Twain Award for Just Right Sarcasm-Idealism Balance twice.
In short, we value your trust. We’ll do whatever it takes to earn it back – one pithy, trenchant, high-larious observation at a time. Xtcian: We Make Your Dreams Your Tomorrow Now At From.
-IW, CEO official portrait (rejected by Board of Trustees as ‘batshit’)