lacking both compunction and punctuation

7/19/11

While we’re making lists…

My Top 10 Reactions to the News Over the Last Month:

1. “He died? I thought he was already dead”

2. “Oh, you’re all such motherfucking morons”

3. “I knew her in the early ’90s. Suffice to say she wasn’t always such a robot”

4. “If we had to lose, I guess losing to them was okay”

5. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU COW”

6. “Karma took its sweet time on this one, that’s for sure”

7. “Whaddya mean, ‘the government’? You ARE the ‘government’, you dick!”

8. “of course it is, that’s why they call it SUMMER”

9. “come on, America, stop being a bunch of fuckin’ pussies

10. “Another Self-Evident Bulletin from Obviousville”

0 thoughts on “lacking both compunction and punctuation

  1. Bob

    11. “You want to take the government back? How far back, exactly?”
    12. “When you figure out that budget cuts mean firing people, get back to me.”

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  2. not-so-lurker

    oooh, I thought for sure this was going to be a “match my reaction to the headline game.” but i can just play it in my head.

    Reply

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