elogium interruptus

1/25/12

Ten Sentences That Are Never Finished:

1. “Why I oughta-”

2. “For the love of-”

3. “C’mere, you little-”

4. “I have half a mind to-”

5. “If you do that ONE MORE TIME-”

6. “And now, pictures from our trip to-”

7. “You probably shouldn’t grab its tail like th-”

8. “Oh god, I think I’m com-”

9. “Look, y’all, I’ve done this a hundred times befo-”

10. “The one think I really like about Dook University is…”

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0 thoughts on “elogium interruptus

  1. Lara

    Not sure why, but the one about grabbing the tail almost made me do an actual spit take with my coffee. Thanks for the laugh.

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