Okay, motherscratchers! Less than 100 days. We’ve done the Election Prediction thing in past years to great success, but this year we’ll keep it simple.
In the comments section below, put the man you think will win the presidential election, and by how many percentage points (in the popular vote) to the nearest tenth.
To give you some perspective-
Kerry 48.3% (I forgot it was that close)
Gore 48.4% (typing that made me fucking nauseous)
Anyway, the person closest to the actual outcome will get FUJI APPLES FROM MY GARDEN overnighted to them (if the Fujis are ripe before we leave the farm) OR a NICE GIFT BASKET OF THE FIRST FRUIT TO RIPEN IN OUR ORCHARD NEXT YEAR!!!
Tell me that isn’t awesome! Prognosticate away…
[TUES. UPDATE… leaving this up for another day for a few more people who couldn’t comment on Monday – one of whom is so sure he’s going to win that he said he’d already bought the pie crusts for the fruit I supposedly shall be sending him. Which now has me wondering if Pluot Pie has ever been attempted. – ed.]