What’s that I hear? You want another BORING TIME-LAPSE VIDEO? Even more boring than the one I gave you in May???
Well, if you insist. I set my time-lapse camera up on the hill, once again to capture the majestic sweep of summer’s verdant miracle. And this time, not only was it was pointed at the fruit trees maturing into their first year, but also a set of contest-winning pumpkin seeds planted in the foreground.
Watch… And Wonder… How Nothing Happens™!!!
“I thought the original Winter 2012 time-lapse was dull, but this was positively soporific. Truly spellbinding!” – Houston Chronicle
“A forbidden glance into nature at its most nondescript” – Smithsonian Magazine
“Green turns to green with only the occasional rainstorm to break the tedium in this award-losing 10-second testament to existential nothingness.” – Cedar Rapids Gazette